Valentines Inspiration.

Have I done this already? Perhaps. But nothing like THIS below. Trust me. I found it on Etsy the other day and..well..I did what I do. I laughed out loud. Then I viewed more items and was giggling and somewhat horrified. No offense to the Etsy shop. It's a particular customer. I then did the next thing I ALWAYS do. Started harassing my BFF via email at work with the imagery. It's what I do. Yes, she's had "words with me" regarding this behavior before. Now I type something similar to "Be careful while opening this!" in the subject line OR "Do NOT open this with your boss behind you!" May I present to you all...Valentines Day gifts for the man in your life.

Want to see more? Want to make someone a bit uncomfy perhaps? Then go here and RUN, don't walk! You're welcome, America and Beyond! I dream in cookies, do you? Ever had a dream where you're eating everything at the dessert buffet and you've completely lost control? No? Damn you because I HAVE! You say Red Velvet Batter? I say "that's my LOVE LANGUAGE!"

If you need some of this like I think you do, click on the link below to take you "to there"...nod to Tina Fey: Alright...I had more in store but there's an angry puppy crying at me to go to bed. How weird is that? He wants to be UPSTAIRS in the bed after 10pm. No change ups, NO MERCY!! I've shoveled a crapload of snow in the past day here. I'm not ready to talk about it yet. Sweet Dreams My Sweet Peeps! xo T