Return From Paradise!

That would be Colorado!

FANTASTIC trip! So much fun. Bradders is a good husband AND a fun travel buddy.

We had lots of great conversations, lots of great food. I had my first Rusty Nail at 7,500 feet. NOT recommended when you come from just above sea level. We both had altitude sickness the first night in Estes Park & that drink was just a dumb idea. As my BFF used to say when she was a little "That's just dumb! D-O-M!"

More to come..fun stories..following what looked like a cocaine covered Prius through Iowa (nod to The Other Guys with Will Ferrell...) and so much more!

Top pic of me and Brad in Estes Park after dinner at our hotel. Bottom...Rocky Mountain Park.

New friends made at every turn!!

I will say this: I am not much for heights. I like hiking. I liked being up here and walking around...nearly 12,000 feet. I used to live in Flagstaff, AZ and drove the switchbacks to and from work. THIS FREAKED ME OUT. Brad had to do all of the driving. No guardrails. At one point I said "Oh! We're at the top! Good!" and he pointed up and said "Nope. Not there yet." and the next part of the drive he said "You may want to close your eyes right now." Eek. He did tell me "you're not really afraid of heights because you walk around and are fine up there. You do not like CLIFF roads with no edge." Tell it like it is, Bradders. There was a point where he reached for a mint while taking one hand off of the steering wheel and I said "Seriously? Do you have to do that right now?" and from that point on he kept saying "Look honey! Hands at 10 and 2!"

Have a lovely evening! I have loads of laundry!

xxoo~

TT

Colorado Bound!

The Bradster and I are leaving for Colorado tomorrow morning! YaHOO!

He's only been there in the winter to ski. I used to live in Sedona, AZ so I'd head there regularly in the summers. SO excited to be there in the summer again! We will be roadtripping it & have an overview of what we want to do, but are also flexible and are just planning on heading to wherever feels fun, good and right. Minus the areas on fire.

Yeowww!!

We plan on camping here and there. It's really the only place I love to camp because..come on! The views! The nature. The splendor. Who cares if you're a bit dirty for a day with this kind of scenery? I also like to camp for a night/day...go to a hotel...camp..hotel.

Our garage sale was a success even though it was kind of tiring (the set up, the making $$ part is easy. It was sitting in our humid garage in 90++ heat that wasn't so fun.) and we picked the dumbest weekend to do it as everyone was leaving to head north for the holiday week...but we still brought in $200 so I say "That's a good day!"



In other news...we just started watching "Weeds" Season ONE (have never seen any!) and I'M IN LOVE!! Oh my godfathers...GREAT show! Hilarious. Smart. Clever. And my new fave song- the theme song "Little Boxes" and everything I find true about 'burb living. And I LIVE in the 'burbs right now so I know of what I speak and don't like. There are also things I DO like here..but some things..not so  much. "Made of ticky tacky..":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_2lGkEU4Xs

Catch you all in a week with hopefully great stories and beautiful photos!

HOLLA from the Mountains!

T

Ode To Kim. Kimster. Bott. Shazzeriffic. My BFF.

This will be rather short & for sure will be very, very sweet because it's about "my layday!"

Yup.

My best friend in the whole world..for 30++ years running...

Kimbolee!

Here she is on her wedding day. Isn't she pretty?

I  love her and this photo SO much that I think I MAY one day do an Andy Warhol photo collage of her. Kimbolee in CMYK? Why yes! Neons, yellows, black and white, reddish tint...it's gonna happen!

If you never read the comment section here, you are missing out. Why? Because she leaves the most hilarious commentary that is always spot on, thoughtful, random and  just very funny and extremely odd. So  odd. In the BEST way ever! She makes me laugh like no one else. We have a weird shorthand. We are first and foremost cousins who became best friends.

She had a life sized doll that she named Tina as a kid. I never knew this. It's not like when I headed over to play or for a sleepover I was greeted with "Tina! Meet Tina!".  Nowadays she says "I named my DOLL after you! How much did I LIKE YOU?" So sweet.

I feel very blessed to have her. She's my person. She gets me, gives great advice, is fair and honest and again..hilarious.

Let your freak flag fly, Kim!

Recent excerpt (not the whole thing) from her comments about a post I did. This will give you insight into her very original brand of funny. For instance (see below) "I will fashion the shims. You will use them." LOL. Who says that kind of stuff? She keeps me on my toes!

 Anonymous said...

Yeow!! It IS random and yet I ain't hatin' it! BAM! My comments will be JUST as random!

 You're all petite and pretty and yet you all still somehow manage to have the strength of a thousand angry night leopards. In the end times, if Curtis didn't kill birds for you, I'm sure you'd handily wrestle someone to the ground for the last can of creamed corn. The point is: I want you on my side. I will fashion the shims, you will use them.


In other news: I just ate 12 italian cookies.

And thanks! I guess my hunt for 3 gradually diminishing-in-size porcelain white elephants is over. Yay! You provide a service, and I want that service.

The way your life is going right now with Curtis and the birds and the wood ticks and the whatever-it-is that's pooping in your sandbox, it's very much like you're some kind of domestic, unintentional forest ranger. You should get a hat. Maybe pin one so Brad can buy it. As you know, I'm sorry you've had to witness bird destruction. It IS disturbing. I wouldn't be able to stop screaming.

And yes, Brad is a keeper! Always number one on the mate-selection list: "will this person spoon feed me the creamed corn I just wrestled out of that guy's hands?"

I luhs you and yer picture show! 

You keep me young, Kim! You keep me young!

Off to have our very own garage sale tomorrow and Saturday. Is it weird that I feel a bit odd about having peeps stare at all of my junk?

Taking it to the streets~

T

Porcelain Elephants And Random Thoughts And Times

You read that right.

When was the last time you felt like you needed to buy three porcelain elephants from Europe? At a cost of around $70 and they're definitely NOT a necessity AND you're about to head out for vacation?

I saw these on Etsy today & I can't stop thinking about them! Here's the link in case you must buy them as I will exert some self control:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/102788594/mid-century-modern-set-of-3-porcelain


Maybe it's because I just spent the past hour outside with the dogs and it's about 100 in the sun? Who knows? What I do know is I saw these and my heart sang! By the way..I moved our thermometer in the sun on our back porch to see how hot it was as it was 90 in the sun. It has gone beyond the hottest temp and is back at 60 degrees. Did the heat break it?

In totally UNRELATED news: Something (I think it's a cat!) is going to the bathroom in our firepit! In the sand! The dogs are continually drawn to it & I headed over there today and found...cat droppings. Good times, folks! I can FEEL the envy from some of you.

Also: Curtis the puppy: 5  Birds: 0. He has now killed five birds here in the past month. I couldn't talk about it for weeks because it was too upsetting. I have told a few friends that if these were Civil War times (anyone read "Cold Mountain" by Charles Frazier or did you see the movie with Nicole Kidman & Jude Law? She was starving on her farm until Ruby Renee Zellweger came & taught her how to feed herself, etc..) that Curtis could probably just keep the whole family going with his hunting. We have food, so it's very depressing. Aside from fake owls..feel free to let me know if you have any ideas..anyone?


I had posted this as one of my FAVE Pinterest finds about a month or so ago and...my hubby Brad surprised me by buying it for me! He said "I knew you'd never buy it for yourself, so I did."

It fits perfectly. Like a glove. And I THINK the money went to a charity. It was spendy. He is sweet. The cutest part? All of a sudden one night (during another bout with insomnia. "Things That Do NOT Work.") while he was at work and I was still awake, I received this notification from Pinterest "Bradley is following all of your boards." I found it..ODD. He's not very interested in Pinterest. I've tried to tell him about all of the things that one can find..alas..very little interest. So this was odd. I thought "Maybe he finally gets it!"  Apparently he couldn't figure it out, so he had a girl at work (Thank You, Elyse!) help him figure out how to buy it via Pinterest, etc. Bradders. Sweet.


Because I'm already all over the place with this post..why not go Balls To The Wall and just keep on with the unrelated everything?


I present to you November 2008. Grand Island, Bahamas. My sister and friend Eric a few days after our wedding. The Golden Girls are behind them playing cards. We loved that they were all vacationing together and in my mind I thought "We will all do this when WE are that age!"

Emerson. Same trip. He was five. He wore this life jacket pretty much 98% of the time. He was a nervous swimmer back then. He's really good now, but then...a bit scared and would tell Brad "Uncle Brad! Leave it on! This is NOT a toy!"

Emerson and his mommy. My sister Dawn. 

Our wedding reception. On the way in. It was lovely. Em was the ringbearer. Look at that shirt! He still wears it for special school occasions. It always makes me laugh!

I've always loved a good nap! My old townhome. I think I felt awful this day & Brad brought me a bag of donuts, Oprah magazines and ibuprofen! Good times, Terri! I knew then that I COULD marry him. You've got to be able to care for people when they're down, or what's the point?

I leave you with Canada in the evening. Ahhh. We usually go every summer. We're headed to Colorado next week for a road trip instead. Fires will not stop us! 

Seems like the perfect time for a lemonade with vodka EXCEPT that it's not even 2pm!

Happy Wednesday!

Did anyone watch the Tori Spelling craft show?!!

xoxo

Andrew's Tenth Birthday!

Andrew is TEN, friends! And YES, he did receive many, many Nerf guns from his friends! They were all over the house on Saturday. Propped by the front door, back door and out in the yard. The new one squirts out water in a circular motion!

Apparently he has ONE girlfriend as..you guessed it...ONE candle remained lit! What is the origin of that whole deal anyway? Anyone know? Someone's weird uncle trying to be interesting?

I took this shot as I found it hilarious that he received three cards that were exactly the same! Come on, card companies! I told him "You'll probably think this is funny in the future just like my Uncle Jim did that one christmas when he received like..14 flannel shirts." He just laughed but looked kind of perplexed.  I always wonder in these situations (as well as Uncle Jim's)..how do you retain the excitement as you're opening the identical items? "Oh..thanks..same card again. Did you guys buy these together? Was there a sale?"

My nephew Emerson and his mom, my sister Dawn. I take these candid shots because A) She's not really a fan, but I am. B) She likes very staged shots. Me? Not so much. I think this shows Em's personality. Too often in the smiley ones, the kids are a million miles away and aren't even present. So in the future you can all say "Hey! Another Robot Shot!"

After pizza, gifts, cake and ice cream the family played a nail biting game of Pillow Toss or Beanie Bags or whatever it's called. It's all fairly new to me. The kids seem to get really into it, so it's cute to watch. I find the rules odd. It's almost as if to win it's better to be somewhat mediocre. "Do NOT get that bag in that hole again or you lose X points!" Huh? So you're saying do NOT do this overly well?

This photo makes me laugh because everyone looks so damned serious! That's John (Andrew's dad and Dawn's amour) and Dawn and little Ava.

The cuteness almost hurts! Look at that side braid and that headband fascinator! DARLING.

Again. Look at that little face. She uses "like" a lot.  As in "yeah..I'm like three now and my birthday is like...I think March 14th??"

All of the kids...Ava, Juliana (Amanda's friend and constant sidekick these days. They are 13. And everything we do is lame, embarrassing and very, very uncool!) Amanda, Andrew and Emerson.

Me and Em. I had to rock a side braid due to crazy messy hair, little time to fix it and Don King craziness and too much humidity.


Andrew rounded out the evening showing me some very cool magic tricks that he's learned on YouTube from Michael Weatherbee? A magician. I learned a few things...a cup trick, a card trick and how to make it look as if I'm floating about an inch off of the ground.  Who knows where these new skillZ can take me? God only knows!

Hope your Sunday was mellow, calm and beautiful! Mine was!

xxoo

Crafting Your A$$ Off.

Photo via: http://www.cherrymenlove.com/blog/2010/10/carpet-crafting-2010.html




Yep.


Tori Spelling's new crafting show on TLC. Saw a preview for the first time about two nights ago.

Was not expecting to hear that one lone man (will he be the only guy on the show? Who knows?) say this "I am going to craft my ASS off!"

I burst out laughing. Brad was sleeping.

I really wanted to wake him up to show him, but settled for rewinding and recording that on our DVR.

I played it for him the next day and we both had a good laugh.

It is still on my DVR. Is that odd? I save things like that for moments when I'm down and need to be lifted up.

Please view preview here. You'll be glad you did ("You're Gonna Like The Way You Look!" - Mens Wearhouse guy!):

http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/craft-wars


I'm actually kind of excited because I have found Design Star to be again..lacking this year. Don't get me wrong. They do have some really good designers. The chick from Minneapolis is quite talented. I am jazzed that the moronic Luca has been voted off. But overall..come on! As a designer and a former student of design, I find I am underwhelmed by what they come up with many times. Ideate! I always tell my hubby "If I  had come up with something like that for my design studio project, I would have been laughed at. F! I give it an F!"  If you watch Project Runway or even Top Chef and see the creativity of those peeps, it just makes Design Star seem lame in comparison. And it is.

In other crafty news...this is amazingly beautiful. I may even try and make one someday..someway.

Image and info via: http://heartlandpaper.typepad.com/heartland_paper/


I'm off to eat something amazing. I feel like making one of those amazing frittatta recipes from Pinterest...but will probably settle for scrambled eggs as Brad (In House "Chef") is sleeping because he works tonight AND..let's be honest friends..I think that the Frittatta is beyond my comfort level and cooking capabilities.

We can't all be good at everything!

HOLLA-ING from the rooftops!

Happy Saturday!

xxoo

Randoms At Our House. How Things Really Look.

This post is for Kim, my best pal.

When she comes over, she always says "you should take pictures of the flattened stuffed dog toys that Curtis ruins and how hilarious it all looks." So..this one's for you, Kim-San Baby!

I like to think that our house generally looks fairly neat and clean. It's usually clean, but there are always weird items strewn about due to the puppy. I think his motto is basically "I've never met an object that can't be played with!"

Curtis with Twinkie Box. I polish off the box, he chews it for a time. We recycle. "Things That Work."



I don't have a photo of it, but his latest fave is chewing on (rinsed out and emptied) Gatorade bottles. He'll chew on a bottle for a few days. Takes it outside. Carries it around the yard. It works better than a rawhide because it lasts longer! He'll chew a bone up in less than ten minutes. When Daisy (older dog) gets annoyed with him, she either steals the bottle OR the other day...peed on it. That's right. Peed. Right. On. It. I'm not gonna lie, he looked offended like "what? how COULD you?"

May I present to you..Headless Bear! He's been carting this one around since winter.

Flattened giraffe and puppy. See the stuffing he's pulled out? This is why we don't buy new toys unless they're from the Dollar Store. I keep telling Brad "When he gets older, I'll just restuff all of these and sew them up!"  or "This is why we don't have nice things!!"

Found this the other night as I headed to our bedroom! It's a large stuffed bear/seat. He loves it. He was playing nicely with it earlier in the day. Kissing it. Sitting on it. He blended WITH the bear "where does the bear end and the puppy begin?" Oh..so sweet! And then..this!

He really likes the stuffing! No worries, I will stuff it all back in and sew it up..and save it for a later date. He cannot be trusted!

In other news, we're selling a bunch of stuff on Craiglist as we're going to be moving and downsizing this fall. It actually feels good and I'm excited to purge! So..I'm off to meet random strangers to sell things!

Happy Thursday, Peeps!

xoxox